And when he took the bread from the boy he blessed it and used cheat codes to make infinite duplicates of it without breaking the game and, after everyone ate there was still enough bread to craft a 2 handed +3 breadsword ~The Gospel of Pokematthew 151:7
"And I saw when the Lamb broke one of the game's code, and I heard, as it were the noise of a dial-up modem, one of the four beasts saying, 0100001101101111011011010110010100100000011000010110111001100100001000000111001101100101011001010000110100001010. And I saw, and behold a white console: and he that sat on him had a sniper; and a crown was bought from day-one dlc: and he went forth pwning n00bs, and to pwn n00bs." ~ Bible3: Revelations 6:1-2
And then King Belshazzar saw fit to throw a LAN party and did invite the dudes and gamers from across all of BabyLAN to attend. They drank the mountain dew and gave thanks to the admins of gold and silver
It was then that a hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall near the cheetoh stain "↑↑↓↓←→←→BA" And the king and all his mages were not high enough level to understand the writing, for the instruction manual had been lost under the couch generations past.
While they were recharging, He took some powerbars, and after a blessing He unplugged it, and gave it to them, and said, “Take it; this is My battery charge.”And when He had taken a aerosol can and given thanks, He gave it to them, and they all cleaned their keyboards with it. And He said to them, “This is My Gust airduster of the covenant, which is sprayed out for many. “Truly I say to you, I will never again clean with the Gust of the Motherboard until that day when I clean it new in the kingdom of RoboGod.” After singing a subroutine, they went out to the Mount of Ram. And Jesus said to them, “You will all fall away, because it is written, ‘I WILL STRIKE DOWN THE ADMIN, AND THE USERS SHALL BE SCATTERED.’ “But after I have respawned, I will go ahead of you to Galilee. ”But Peter Molyneux said to Him, “Even though all may fall away, yet I will not. ”And Jesus said to him, “Truly I say to you, that this very night cycle, before a server notifies us twice, you yourself will deny Me OP three times. ”But Peter Molyneux kept saying insistently, “Even if I have to downgrade with You, I will not deny You!” And they all were spamming the same thing in chat also. ~ Binatone TV Master "Mark" IV 14:22